Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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