My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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