Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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