My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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