We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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