dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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