so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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