3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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