I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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