I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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