He kissed a someone with a penis
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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