So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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