i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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