office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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