I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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