Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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