Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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