i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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