using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You smell like stripper and shame
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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