You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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