I want to stick my p in your. b.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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