wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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