hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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