When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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