hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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