its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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