Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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