i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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