so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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