Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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