My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I am naked and annoyed.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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