But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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