No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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