Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
