yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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