This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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