Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have feelings that need drinking.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
