There is no way he is gay with that hair.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
40s are totally the cure
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
