You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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