somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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