i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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