So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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