There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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