Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
as a side note pls kill me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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