Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I don't think brook has ever known best
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He passed out mid-signature
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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