I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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