I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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