i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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