Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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