Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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