you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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