Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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