I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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