so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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