he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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