Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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